Suck mashed potatoes through a straw and let me know how that goes..
yeah. just drink it through a straw.
Yeah! Damned mashed potatoes ain't nothin but pimped out tater smoothies!
Mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.
That's why you don't think about it
Because its not true unless you think about
Was wondering if you were drunk when you came up with this.