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Also by video_game_flowers-22For the crime of impregnating a woman who doesn't love you, society will enslave you and try to starve you. Working 40 hours a week just to stay out of jail and be homeless, it's no wonder that so many divorces end with the father just killing everyone. amirite?!
Also about walking and constantly-93Charging the sick for medicine is like ..walking behind a blind person constantly mocking them, amirite? More
Also about falling, ground, and walking+62i hate it when you have those dreams where yr walking and then you trip and when you hit the ground you wake up with a huge jump or same when yr "falling", amirite?
Also about falling, ground, walking, and constantly+848Walking is a really weird thing when you think about it. You constantly catch yourself from falling face first by putting your foot on the ground. Every step is like "Oh no. OH NO, I'M GONNA FALL! ...Nope, caught myself that time. WAIT NO I'M GONNA FALL AGAIN! ...Huh, maybe next time." amirite?
Also by video_game_flowers+26If rednecks as we know them today existed in the middle ages or high fantasy, they'd ride wild boars and goats into battle, pimp out their boar-drawn buggies, shelter their cousin queens and princesses in castles made of baked clay and primitive concrete, and throw jamborees instead of coronations. amirite!?
Also about walking+811When you are walking to class and the people in front of you are walking ridiculously slow, you pass them and start walking fast to show them how to walk faster than a dying turtle, amirite?
Also about gravity and ground+48If gravity was discovered in 1687, then it took humans 2.8 million years to discover that gravity exists and things fall to the ground, amirite?