You like jokes, amirite?
A Welsh Rugby legend was at home with his 3 sons and his eldest asked him “Dad, why is my name Try?”
“Because the day you were born I scored a brilliant try”
His 2nd son then came up to him and asked: “Dad, why is my name Tackle?”
“Because when you were born I made an amazing tackle”
His 3rd child then came up to him and before his son could ask him anything his dad said “Don’t even go there Punchedaref my son”