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Also by bismith5000+39If only there were a way to disinfect the human body. If only there were a way to get disinfectant into the human body. If only there were a way to get disinfectant, which is alcohol, into the human body. If only there were a way to get alcohol into the human body. amirite?
Also by bismith5000+65As soon as Halloween is over. Christmas stuff will be EVERYWHERE!! amirite?
Also by bismith5000+32Your alarm is your theme song because it plays every time your episode/day starts, amirite?
Also about phone battery+83You know you need to start finding new friends when not all your Happy New Year texts have responses. But then it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy when your phone battery has been dead for 2 days and you charge it then find a voicemail of a love song playing from an unknown person. amirite?
Also about phone battery-41A near-empty phone battery causes more panic than a near-empty gas tank, amirite?
Also about life and battery+457It'd be cool if you could exchange battery life over iPhones. Guy #1: "Awww shoot I'm down to 20%" Guy #2: "No worries man, sends battery life here's 20% of my battery.", amirite?
Also about life, phone, and battery+69Maintaining your phone's battery level between 20% and 80% to maintain battery life effectively reduces the battery capacity by 40%. amirite?
Also about phone battery+350Things would be so much better if your cell phone battery never died, amirite?
Also about phone battery+864Your phone battery dies faster than a black guy in a horror movie, amirite?