I'm not sure posts made by all these oddly-named and similarly smart-assed newcomers who all seem to know one another were meant to be taken seriously... and why do none of them ever love anyone's posts including those of their buddies?
Yes, yes. The floor is made of floor here.
I'm so confused is oatmeal just what's you mericans call porridge or is it a different thing?
Porridge is hot cereal made from any variety of grain. Oatmeal is porridge made from oats.