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If humans didn't exist cats wouldn't know what tuna tases like. amirite?
by Anonymous4 years ago
Without our intervention they would obviously construct scooba gear to hunt them. Everyone's knows cats can't survive a week without some of that sweet, sweet tuna. That's why doggos are the superior creature.
by Anonymous4 years ago
You sir have obviously never met the godly cutters.
by Anonymous4 years ago
Ok, first off, a lion…swimming in the ocean?
Lions don't even like water.
If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that'd make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I'm assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends.
You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.
And guess what, you wandered into our school, of tuna and we now have a taste of blood! We've talked, to ourselves. We've communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.'
We've developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring…
by Anonymous4 years ago
Thank you.
by Anonymous4 years ago
Damn
by Anonymous4 years ago
Or what being put in a potato sack and thrown in a river feels like
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