I am a family of One. amirite?

All family does is humiliate you and turn people against you. Ive had it with mine bringing me down and ruining my reputation. Me, personally, I prefer to have a bajillion "fake" friends to hang out with rather than a single god dam sibling. Maybe someday I can find a dozen females who are willing to volunteer and make a dozen mini-me's who I could send monthly checks to but until then, I am a family of One.