Each one of us is the fruit of an education provided by parents who have never been trained to educate. amirite?

Guess teachers either dont have kids or aren't trained to educate

Well lemme tell you, all I learned was how to swear at everything and how worthless everyone but my dad is! Including myself!

But hey at least I can throw stuff and scream profanities!

I suppose that's mostly correct. Makes you wonder how the rest of the animal kingdom has gotten by.