Also about person lived+262Sometimes you wish a person lived closer to you so that you could see them more, but on the other hand you are sometimes glad they don't know where you live. amirite?
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Also about shake+8Parent to child: "Take your time drinking your chocolate shake." The child is a butterball and looks like he weighs more then a male teenager. Asking him to take his time drinking his shake is like asking a fat kid to take his time eating cake - it's just not going to happen. amirite?
Also about shake+142"(Shake Shake Shake) Shake Your Booty" seems to be a popular song among advertisers recently (Shake Your Smoothie, Shake Your Sensa), amirite?
Also about lived+107All people on Earth are different incarnations of you. You are every person that has ever lived or will ever live. The universe was created so with each new life you could grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born. Intriguing thought, amirite?
Also about shake+436It's awkward when you meet someone new, and they stick their hand out, and you don't know whether to shake their hand, or do the "hand shake", amirite?
Also about shake+4How to headbang: enthusiastically shake your head no, then shake your head yes. amirite?