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Also about super small+201It sucks when the backspace key is super small on a keyboard, amirite?
Also about machine guns+171If you fight fire with fire, you get a bigger fire. If you fight fire with water, you get soggy ashes. If you fight fire with machine guns and WMDs, you get dead people. War is never pretty. Amirite?
Also about machine guns+124Jack Black in King Kong, "Beauty killed the beast." Are you sure, I saw machine guns pound countless bullets into him, I'm pretty sure thats what killed him, amirite?
Also about super small+500If you had to choose one power, you'd pick shapeshifting, because it's nearly every other power combined. Wanna fly? Turn into an eagle. Looking for super strength? Become an elephant. Invisibility needed? Pick something super small, like a fly, amirite?
Also by ComparedCrib996+49Most people only offer excuses, never answers or solutions, amirite?
Also about machine guns+351It's dumb when 20 bad guys shoot at the "badass secret agent" with automatic machine guns and never hit him, amirite?
Also by ComparedCrib996-17There are probably a good number of teenagers with bigger dicks than you. amirite?
Also about machine guns+100Pray and spray. The only method that applies to machine guns and peeing. amirite?
Also about machine guns+301If Jedis can pick stuff up with the force, why don't they just pick up a bunch of machine guns and mow the enemy down? Seems a lot more effective than a laser sword, amirite?
Also by ComparedCrib996+47Maybe Y2K, 2012, or the hadron collider hype was fossil fuel companies priming society to doubt climate projections, amirite?
Also about machine guns+449Imagine a luncatic in your house with a gun, who intends to kill everyone in your family because his faith tells him to. You have an entire wall of machine guns. No, you wouldn't try and negotiate with him peacefully, you would shoot him in the fucking face. That's why we fight wars. You can't reach an agreement with crazy people, amirite?