True me and my dick are like this 🤞
Gay lifeform detected
Nah it's only gay if i jerk off in front of a mirror while making intense eye contact
Jokes on you . I hate my own
But you love your husbands
Nah. Marriage is a con. My girlfriend has a decent dick on her but I wouldn't call it love.
I found the egg!
Please don't take my egg
their own :)