What about leap days?
A surprising amount of people die on their birthdays
That is within 6 months of your birthday for sure.
That's it. I'm cancelling all my birthdays.
It's the only way. There's a dark joke here about cancelling someone's first birthday so they never die, but I don't know how to phrase it to not be a dick.
Ah yess at some time we will probably all die. But if say 98%
im over 20 years old, thats a lot of 6 month's before or after many birthdays and im still living