I don't get the fascinating part
How is this mindblowing
Jokes on you i don't brush my teeth
How stoned are you
No I use a different one
Basically saying the bed you sleep on is the same you wake up on
‘Probably'? Who has a morning toothbrush and a nighttime one?
Jokes on you, you're using the one I used to clean around the toilet.
Since it happens to be the only toothbrush I own, I'd say you're on the money.
Maybe he is insinuating that there's a possibility of your toothbrush getting stolen.
No!! Really now??