Fire breaths, eats, and grows—maybe if it were allowed to burn long enough, it would become self-aware too. amirite?

Would you really curse a being with such an existence? Everything it loved and came close to would crumble to ash.

Or just becomes a morbidly obese POS

Weve had fires burn for centuries, the eternal flames, pretty sure there's one in India, one for the olympics. No self awareness yet.

Maybe it already is.