Also by urwutuis+36You wish there was a button on the remote that turned up the intelligence. amirite?
Also about coffee and microwave-14When all the dishes are dirty and your out of paper towels and you want to microwave something, you set it on a coffee filter. amirite?
Also about coffee+22Coffee ice cream is great because it tastes like how coffee smells instead of tasting like how coffee actually tastes, amirite?
Also about coffee+18You hate it when you are waiting for your coffee, and the coffee pot makes loud scary noise and you jump about 10 feet in the air, amirite?
Also about instant coffee+31You secretly wish people ask for instant coffee and not tea, since it's much less effort to make, amirite?
Also by urwutuis+58America may be just dumb enough to allow Trump to start another war in the Middle East, amirite? More
Also about instant coffee+17Instant coffee is like a cheap hooker, it gets the job done but leaves a bad taste in your mouth, amirite?