Also about happy+9I hate it when people sing sad songs with a smile on their face, acting all happy, and when people sing happy songs frowning or seeming upset, amirite?
Also about happy+11you love to see a happy fat/ugly person because if they are happy you can be to, amirite?
Also about happy+20They should change the name of a Happy Meal, back in my day a Happy Meal consisted of a toy chicken nuggets, fries, and a soda. Now you still have the toy and the chicken nuggets but instead of fries you get apples and instead of a soda you get milk! I'm failing to see what's so happy here! amirite?
Also by Alixkast+34There is a kind of unspoken rule that 'a couple' is two and 'a few' is three. Amirite!?
Also about happy+179There are some holidays when it is totally weird to put "happy" in front of them, such as "Happy Labor Day!" or "Happy Columbus Day!" amirite?
Also by Alixkast+49A lot of anxiety today could be based on guilt from something that happened thousands or even millions of years ago that set into motion a never-ending chain of pain and misery and conflict. amirite?
Also by Alixkast+57It's a damn good thing spider webs aren't sharp, amirite?
Also about happy+14When you buy a magazine because the cover says "<happy famous couple> talk about DIVORCE!!" and you read it and it just has an interview where they say they're happy and never getting divorced, you feel really stupid and say you'll never be so gullible again, but it always happens again the next week, amirite?
Also about happy+293Scientific research has discovered that the concept of nostalgia sets off a positive chemical reaction in the brain, making the mind slightly/temporarily happy. This means that even if it was something you didn't like (like a boring old TV show), just the nostalgia from remembering it can make you happy. That being said, 90's kids need to realize that not everything was better when they were younger; it could simply be the nostalgia factor that makes the older things seem better. Amirite?