Also about thinking, sex, and brain-454You've always wondered if you could get pregnant by looking at really super realistic porn--like if you imagined it really intensely and "tricked" your brain into thinking that you had actual sex, thus making you start getting to be pregnant. amirite?
Also about sex and imagine+363You imagine that lots of married couples practise ABC Sex: Sex on the Anniversary, Birthdays and Christmas. Amirite?
Also about sex+298'Heidi Montag sex tape' sounds like an adhesive they'd use to keep her body from falling apart during sex. amirite?
Also about thinking, sex, and imagine+12It's so awkward when you send a private text message to the wrong person. The other day I wrote a message, "Hey babe, thinking of U makes my cock hard, can't wait to sex U up 2night" and sent it to my 10-year-old daughter. Imagine how embarrassing it would have been if I'd sent that to the wrong person. amirite?
Also about sex+339You want the same birth control Samantha Jones (Sex in the City) uses. That woman has had more sex than your crazy neighbor has cats, amirite?
Also about sex-19sex offenders set people straight. 1 they have sex with kids 2 the rape children 3 the childrens parents get huffy and then they drive a nail in the first black bum they see(all bums are black) 4 they like to help people get straight. The End, amirite?