Also about hands and shaken+49There is a nonzero chance you've shaken hands with a criminal, amirite?
Also by Cerulean43+44If you freeze it, you can eat any solid liquids. amirite?
Also by Cerulean43+50When 3D printers become a standard household object, the most popular fictional characters will probably be the ones that are easy to print. amirite?
Also about hands+13I don't get the point of a hands free hand soap if your about to wash your hands anyway. amirite?
Also about hands-12You shake peoples' hands right after you take a big shit (without washing your hands!) amirite?
Also about hands and masturbation0You switch masturbation hands to even out arm strength, amirite?
Also about hands and masturbation+13I have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. amirite?
Also about hands and masturbation+23It's so, so annoying how female masturbation is considered gross by many, when most women actually wash their hands after having anything to do with their vagina, whereas most guys do not wash after those things. Besides, it's not like penises are oh so clean. Amirite?