Also by willthemadmannn+64Nobody hates X more than X's fans is true for about anything because only the fans will know and care about the negatives, amirite?
Also by willthemadmannn+49People are selfish, if they were told their specific (Tree based) industry would collapse if there remains no trees maybe then they'd reduce the cutting of trees. amirite?
Also by willthemadmannn+41It's said that couple who don't do kinky things have boring sex lives. But maybe they haven't explored those kinks because they never felt bored with their sex. amirite?
Also about hands, face, and wash+31Girl in face wash commercial: Cups both hands under faucet. Fills with water. Artistically splashes the water onto her face as the scene goes into slow-mo. You: Cup both hands under faucet. Fill with water. Clumsily splash the couple drops that remained in your hands. Mop up your now wet shirt. Amirite?
Also about face and wash+253the only time you can actually wash your face like in the face wash commercials is in the shower. when it doesnt matter that by casually splashing water on your face you will also get it all over the rest of your body. amirite?
Also about hair and wash+3Lice- The Head Intruder: he's climbin' through your follicles, itchen yo' scalp up, trying to harm you. So you need to wash yo' hair, wash it good, wash yo' hair wash it good. And condition 'cause ya lookin' kinda frizzy, amirite?