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Halloween is a great opportunity to dress as a Jehovah witness and go door to door screwing with people. amirite?

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You don't need Halloween to do that. Just go out and screw with people every day everywhere! Go trump!! MAGA!! Build a wall in every home!!

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+514Daoism: Shit happens. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Buddhism: When this shit happens, is it really shit? Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage. Catholics: if shit happens, I guess I deserved it. Atheist: There is no shit going on. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me? Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock, shit’s happening on your door-step, amirite?

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