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Also about door, witness, and jehovah+514Daoism: Shit happens. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Buddhism: When this shit happens, is it really shit? Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage. Catholics: if shit happens, I guess I deserved it. Atheist: There is no shit going on. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me? Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock, shit’s happening on your door-step, amirite?
Also about witness and jehovah+405If you see a man named Jehovah commit a crime, then that makes you a Jehovah's witness, amirite?
Also about great opportunity-113A Biden presidency will be a great opportunity to expose what a corrupt group of people his cabinet will be. Lunch bucket Joe will be a pushover while of all the swine trying to use him for a power grab will be entertaining to watch not to mention the mainstream media showering praise and expressing feelings on giddiness and enlightenment all while the left wing sheeple feel that they personally defeated “Orange Man Bad.” (Even though it was achieved through unethical means). Meanwhile, every lefty has a small smile on their face while Western norms continue to be weakened and broken down. It’s every communist, crook, and sheeple for himself! It’s a circus out there. Are you not entertained? Amirite?
Also about jehovah witness+375You're not a Jehovah Witness are you? Because I'm in the Jehovah Witness Protection Program, amirite?
Also by Nilofargx+53.99999... is technically equal to 1, as 3/3 has an actual value as .99999..... but it is considered to be equal to 1. amirite?
Also about great opportunity+109The worst feeling is when you have a great opportunity for something and you blow it, amirite?
Also about jehovah witness+57Hey, some of you guys need to back off on making fun of other religons. (Hindus, Muslims, Christain, Jehovah Witness etc.) Oh, and Jehovah Witnesses are a religon and some of you need to respect that. And not make cracks about them knocking on your windows or whatever. All they try to do is give you nice magazines for FREE and are super sweet. amirite?
Also by Nilofargx+41You can milk any mammal and drink their milk, amirite?