Water just hits different when you drink it from something easy and nice to drink from, amirite?

Or when you're drunk

I completely understand. I dislike wide open cups, I'm 34 and still can't drink water quickly from an open cup without spilling it lol.

Straight from the urethra of numerous attractive, educated, and financially stable women, all of whom, are addicted to sex.

Yes I use metal straws a lot.