Also about dead and rise+8In the news : 400 found dead in Turkey Earthquake, but officials expect that number to rise. Well, I'd be amazed if it went down. amirite?
Also about dead and rise+18It sucks when you kill someone, but then they just rise from the dead 3 days later, amirite?
Also about dead and rise+360It took Jesus 3 days to rise from the dead, over a month to get out of a desert, and 30 years to even start preaching. People really shouldn't have expected him to be on time for his own rapture, amirite?