Also about heaven-19The afterlife is eternal, and God accepts anyone into heaven who accepts him....how about I just kill myself now and get to heaven straight away? amirite?
Also about heaven-32Why do people say abortion 'kills lives' and is 'unethical' and shit? Yes, true. And yes, we aren't allowing human lives to develop. But no one actually gives a fuck. No one would have given a fuck if me or YOU had been aborted. Funny thing is, most pro-life people believe in heaven. We're allowing this aborted being to go to heaven earlier anyway. Thus, it is good to be aborted. Amirite?
Also about heaven+11"Everyone that isn't Christian will be eternally damned to hell and misery while Christians will happily live forever in heaven." Really? Because that means heaven will have Rick Perry. Looks like we'll both be spending the rest of our lives in agony. amirite?
Also about heaven-3Religious folk who believe in a Heaven/Heaven-like place: you'd be disappointed in your God(s) if they didn't let kind atheists/people of other religions into Heaven, amirite?
Also about heaven+14In order to be a true paradise, Heaven should be your ideal reality, so each individual has their own personal Heaven, with incarnations of all the people they like, and all the people they hate in Hell. Otherwise, there'll be that one person or those few people who you hate but are good people and mess up your afterlife. This way, everyone ends up in whatever version of the afterlife is depicted in their religion, amirite?
Also about heaven-4Our current president's name: Barack Obama. In Hebrew: Baraq-A flash of lightning. In Hebrew: Bamah-A high place/heaven. Pronunciation: Sound "o" or "u" is used to connect 2 words. So, using the Hebrew language, Barack Obama translates to "a flash of lightning from heaven". Luke 10:18-He replied, "I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven." ......... amirite?
Also about heaven+4A little bit of faith will bring your soul to heaven, but a lot of faith will bring heaven to your soul, amirite?
Also about heaven+18When someone asks you; "where is heaven?" You point the sky but the earth is round and even if you are on the moon you would still think its directly over you. So apparently heaven is a magical blanket that covers the universe and somehow of all the planets it has the clouds and the sky of the earth, amirite?