Taxidermist have two options when it comes to giving their kids a stuffed animal. amirite?

3 on thanksgiving

You think this is how JD and Turk ended up with Rowdy?

three if they wear a toupee.

four if they shave their beard.

five if they comb the family dog.

six if they gather up the dust bunnies under the bed.

Are Taxidermists really dermatologists that drive taxis?

seven if you give up the plaid sweater.

eight if you draw eyeballs on a tennis ball.