Also by Toounknown-54Without political parties you wouldnt know who to vote for, amirite?
Also about snow white+16Snow White teaches children that is it OK to give midgets nicknames. amirite?
Also about princess, disney, and snow white+35Haven't you ever noticed that only one disney princess has BOTH parents? The rest only have one parent..
Sleeping Beauty is the only one with both parents.
Also by Toounknown-20If you dont know what your talking about, you need to talk about it more, amirite?
Also about snow white+430It's kind of weird that the prince kissed Snow White. He had only met her once and didn't know that she would wake up from the kiss. Is it normal for him to go around the woods kissing corpses? amirite?
Also about night, disney, and snow white+26Arial was dying to spread her legs, Snow White lived with seven men, the Genie tried to make all fantasies come true, Tarzan wore minimal clothing, Mulan was a cross dresser, Peter Pan stole children from their bedrooms at night, and Pinocchio had some hard wood. What's up with this, Disney?? amirite?
Also about snow white+13Heigh-ho heigh-ho its home from work we go, with hand grenades and razor blades- because that stupid bitch Snow White keeps sneaking into our house and cleaning shit. amirite?
Also about snow white+13Issues With Bedtime Stories Cinderella-It's about child abuse Snow White-Teaching kids to poison your enemies and hate short people Sleeping Beauty-Apparently now witch craft is okay and you can go and put people into magical sleeps. Hmh. Drugs in children's books, amirite?
Also by Toounknown+58Paper towels are just double wide toilet paper, amirite?
Also about snow white+23You were mortified to learn that in the original fable of "Sleeping Beauty," Sleeping Beauty was raped by the king and had two children while still asleep. You were also mortified to learn that in "Snow White," that, instead of kissing her awake, the prince's horse nuzzles her awake, only for her to find that the prince carries Snow White back to the palace to rape her. amirite?