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Also about balloon and helium+460Your parents used to tie the balloon string around your wrist, so that if you let go of your shiny new helium balloon, it wouldn't float away, amirite?
Also about blow and helium+615You wish balloons floated when you blow them up instead of needing helium, amirite?
Also by bismith5000+65As soon as Halloween is over. Christmas stuff will be EVERYWHERE!! amirite?
Also about balloon and helium+353Once you suck all the helium out of a balloon, you can never think of anything to say, amirite?
Also about balloon and helium+316It's so much fun when you get that first helium balloon and it just keeps floating around your room, then about a week later you get depressed because you can watch it slowly die before your very eyes, amirite?
Also about lighter+248There is so much stigma attached to taking the birth control pill even though the side effects include lighter and less painful periods. A good marketing technique to combat this stigma would be to call it the "lighter and less painful period pill" and one of the side effects would be that you are unlikely to concieve while taking it. Amirite?
Also by bismith5000+59Roses are red , roses are blue , depending on their velocity relative to you. amirite?