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Giraffes are the vegetarian version of cheetahs. And dolphins are the pacifist version of sharks. amirite?

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And turtles are the tents of the sea

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And narwhals are the unicorns of the sea!

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Dolphins are predators so wouldn't the fish disagree?

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