Also about fart+13You hate it when it feels like you gotta take a shit and when you sit down, you only fart. Or when you think you're only gonna fart and you shit your pants, amirite?
Also about fart+14When your stomach does that loud internal fart and people turn to stare at you, you just wanna yell: YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT I'M COURTEOUSLY HOLDING IN MY FART FOR YOUR BENEFIT, amirite?
Also about fart+16Every time you let out an accidental little fart, you try to cover it up by making squeaky noises with the chair or fart sounds with your mouth deliberately. amirite?
Also about fart0When you fart, its halarious. When other people fart, its completely disgusting. amirite?
Also about fart-1You like the smell of your fart, but you hate the smells of your friends fart, amirite?