Also about life+76Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also by Toounknown-40Green poop from now on officially means you will get money soon, amirite?
Also by Toounknown+19Humans are natural resource collectors created for this purpose by aliens, amirite?
Also by Toounknown+43When i am on my computer i am in private space not public, amirite?
Also about life+451The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+5If you've ever heard a pro-life person arguing that there's always adoption so she doesn't have to keep the baby, you wonder if they realize how difficult your life is when you're pregnant and how they're OK with you making the choice to git rid of your kid but only after it's been born already, amirite?
Also about life+18I read somewhere that flossing regularly can extend your life by 6 years (on average) because it prevents your gums from getting inflamed, which can result in gum disease or even heart disease apparently. [Source: http://longevity.about.com/od/liveto100/ss/life-expectancy_4.htm] That kind of makes you actually want to floss, amirite?