Also about fingers and toes-4Sometimes you look at people's hands or feet and feel like they have too many fingers/toes. amirite?
Also about fingers and nail+8Girls: When you have old nail polish on and you run your fingers through your hair, your hair sometimes slides underneath the polish. amirite?
Also by Matjoez+65If your winnings depend on your own performance, it's a competition. If they depends on someone else's performance, it's a bet. amirite?
Also about fingers and toes+276When you were little and someone said “ Cross your fingers and wish me good luck” you crossed all your fingers and your toes and your eyes and wished like everything depended on you..unless it was someone you hated..then you just halfheartedly crossed two fingers and undid them when they walked away. amirite?
Also by Matjoez-69Most rich people are harsh because they feel everyone is out to take their money. amirite?
Also about fingers, toes, and nail+214Your toes are quite ugly, really. Even though they obviously play a function by helping you keep balance, they’re dirty, hairy little wankers. The big toes look like deformed thumbs (and thumbs themselves look like deformed fingers), the three middle toes are unremarkable in every way, and your little toe is really worth getting amputated, as the nail is near impossible to trim, amirite?
Also about fingers and nail-2The nail clippers always start slipping out of your fingers about half way through the job. Amirite?
Also by Matjoez-59Every condom that's ever been used still exists somewhere. amirite?
Also about fingers and nail+14Nail polish= Cute. Nail polish in peripheral vision= AHH! When did my fingers start bleeding simultaneously?! amirite?
Also about toes+271Even though you know it's probably not their fault, you get a little grossed out when you see that someone is missing one or more of their toes. I guess you could say that you're lack toes intolerant, amirite?
Also about fingers and toes+296Getting those weird cramps on your fingers or toes, the ones where they twist and stuff, hurt like a bitch and look like you're being possessed or something, amirite?