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Also by Malaproprhetoric+52Scarecrows scares more humans than birds, amirite?
Also about house-444When you were little you spent some amount of time looking for a North American House Hippo in your house, amirite?
Also about house+220You're still waiting for the contest where you could win the house in the good ole disney movie Smart House, amirite?
Also about house and road-20Driving down a beautiful coastal road with the wind blowing and smells , from salt to mud. Ur senses overwhelmed ,your happiness peeked. As U speed down the empty road, looking across the dunes over the water ;that goes forever. U think life is so perfect , maybe this is a simulation, maybe i am master of my universe. I can control anything. Then in Ur rearview mirror you see a Maserati catch up to U quickly. The younger then U person looks directly at you as they pass. Shortly they pull into their beach house, cut into the turtle reef. And you think to yourself ,No ,This cant be my universe. amirite?
Also by Malaproprhetoric+48It's accepted as normal if you cough or sneeze in public, but not if you fart. Despite the fact that coughing and sneezing can spread infections, while farts can't. amirite?
Also about road+203It pisses you off how in the Wizard of Oz, they actually swirl around the Yellow Brick Road at the beginning. Like, what's gonna happen if you cut to the part of the road that actually leads to Oz? The Flying Monkey's are gonna get you? No, that happens later. Stupid hippies. amirite?
Also by Malaproprhetoric+54John Cena has had to wrestle with jean shorts his entire career. amirite?
Also about house and countries+901Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
Also about house and thousands-23There are thousands of insane parents not letting their kids leave the house. amirite?
Also about countries+321In English speaking countries, we say that people are dumb if they don't know where apostrophes go. You wonder if, in countries that speak other languages, they say people are dumb if they don't know where accent marks go in words, amirite?