Amirite?HomeJust InActiveTopLovedRandomAmiritersSearchMake A PostSign Up
+50

Even the laziest human on earth won at least one race: the one before he was born. amirite?

86%Yeah You Are14%No Way
eni91s avatar eni91
Share
0 4
4 Comments
Highest Score First

That was only half of him. The other half just sat around waiting

mowehas avatar moweha +1Reply

The first sperm doesn't fertilize the egg,

It's not really a race, and more a battle royale.

Unknowncpyts avatar Unknowncpyt 0Reply

The second sperm gets the womb

Anonymous 0Reply
Anonymous

Related Posts

Also by eni91
+44The difference between liking a creator bs liking their work is if you like the creator you wouldn't steal or pirate their work, but if you only like the work you are indifferent to that. amirite?
90%Yeah You Are10%No Way
eni91s avatar eni91
Share
0 0
Also about human, born, and race
+427It's interesting how babies are actually born sort of as animals, all crawling and not comprehending (nor caring) for math and schedules and work and whatnot, but we as humans train them to become all human-y by teaching them to walk and do taxes. We train the little clumsy monkeys to become civilized and boring humans just like everybody else. It's not the race that is like this, it's the training. We're not naturally this way, we train each other to become this, amirite?
84%Yeah You Are16%No Way
Nacklefoodles avatar Nacklefoodle
Share
49 78
Also about human, earth, and race
+6Someone should tell alien movie makers that they can't just blow up Earth and wipe out the human race whenever they want to ;) amirite?
75%Yeah You Are25%No Way
pk88fans avatar pk88fan
Share
0 3
Also by eni91
+64If death is anything like being under general anesthesia, than that's awesome, amirite?
79%Yeah You Are21%No Way
eni91s avatar eni91
Share
0 7
Also about human, earth, and race
+17Regardless of our gender, orientation, religion, disability or race... we are still the same human beings that live on this earth. It shouldn't matter the color of someone's skin, what someone believes in, whether they love someone of the same sex or opposite sex or if they are mentally challenged, physically disabled or their brain happens to be wired different... we are all human, amirite?
84%Yeah You Are16%No Way
AutisticAlices avatar AutisticAlice
Share
3 0
Also about human, earth, and race
+15There will never be absolute peace on Earth because there are simply too many conflicting beliefs and opinions. The human race can never completely agree on a topic because we're all too different, amirite?
83%Yeah You Are17%No Way
erusolos avatar erusolo
Share
0 0
Also by eni91
+38There are people with self winding watches that are so lazy their watches die, amirite?
78%Yeah You Are22%No Way
eni91s avatar eni91
Share
0 0
Also about human, earth, and race
+24Human race spent most of the time on earth not knowing that round objects roll. amirite?
68%Yeah You Are32%No Way
Anonymous
Share
2 4
Also about human, earth, and race
+9If by some fantastic happening you were forced to choose between the extermination of your race, all members of your spiritual creed, or all members of your sexual orientation alive today within the next minute lest the entire human race be wiped off the face of the Earth, you don't know which one you'd choose, amirite?
77%Yeah You Are23%No Way
Life
Share
0 3
Also about human, born, and race
+11The only "race" on this planet is the Human Race. If you weren't born in Africa and then moved to America, you're not "African-American.", amirite?
77%Yeah You Are23%No Way
andiRhapsody
Share
0 4
Also about human, born, and race
+221There have been 100 billion humans to walk this planet and die before you were born. Of those, you could name maybe a few hundred. This means any of us have about a .0000000001% chance of being remembered after we die. The human race is a story of cold, cyclical replacement, amirite?
91%Yeah You Are9%No Way
Anonymous
Share
20 17
More Posts