Also about left and brain+21There is nothing right in your left brain and nothing left in your right brain, amirite?
Also by yourneck+47Parents use the "if your friend jumped off a cliff" saying like it's the only thing they'll do with friends that can get them hurt. amirite?
Also about left, sense, and brain+8that commercial where that guy says "yo, you left this at the party last night" and its his brain made sense because when his dad was talking to him he had this dead look on his face the whole time, amirite?
Also about left+1,051When watching shows like "I Survived" you can always tell when they're actually gonna get rescued by looking at how much time is left in the episode. Example: "I could see the plane in the distance and I was sure that they would see us" You look at the clock Thirty minutes left, “Dude, they’re not gonna see you, theres another half hour to fill”, amirite?
Also about gave and brain+16"God gave you two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to hear, but why did God give you only one heart? Because he gave the other one to someone else for you to find." Yeah, God also gave me I vagina/penis, 1 nose, and 1 brain, do you want to explain that? amirite?
Also about brain+12dear brain training games, if i wanted my brain to be trained , all i have to do is leave this website and start studying, amirite?
Also by yourneck+41Give a man a fish and he will be full for one meal. Give a man a pufferfish and he will be full for the rest of his life. amirite?
Also about left and gave+25It's sort of fucking bullshit that my (ex) boyfriend put me in a choke hold that almost knocked me out and I was the one who got in trouble with the cops because I gave him a bloody nose trying to get him off me and it left him a mark and I didn't have a mark left on me, amirite?