Also about huge, shit, toilet, and water+16It's so annoying when you're taking a monster dump and as that one huge pieve of crap hits the toilet water it all splashes onto your bare ass and it starts to irritate you for the rest of your shit, amirite?
Also about shit, toilet, and water+23Being constipated sucks. It hurts, you get all sweaty and when your shit finally comes out, it lands in the toilet with a big thunk and toilet water splatters your butt, amirite?
Also about shit, toilet, and floor+25Its stupid when you walk into a public restroom and there's still shit inside the toilet or wet, yellow toilet paper on the floor. Wtf. amirite?
Also by Toounknown-56It was the vodka that made his lips taste like blueberries, amirite?
Also about shit and piece+8You bump into a table: Age 7: OOOOWWWW Age 10: Oh my! Age 13: Oh shit! Age 15+: OW you fucking piece of shit fucking table bitch breaks table, amirite?
Also about shit and huge piece+72That fucking annoying wannabe accountant psychotic bitch in my office that is stalking me is a huge piece of shit, amirite?
Also about toilet, water, and floor+113Presidential elections are like choosing the least disgusting public toilet stall. The first stall has no toilet paper and piss on the floor, the middle stall has a giant turd on the seat and smells awful, and in the handicap stall, the toilet has been completely torn off and all that's left is a pipe sticking out of the wall with water gushing out of it, Amirite?