Also about million years+16you hate it when all you want to do is listen to one song and your youtube video takes 80 million years to download. if i want to listen to 30 seconds of the song, i could just go on itunes... amirite?
Also by Mindec+52Generation X calling their Generation Z kids the "savior generation" is a bigger ego trip than Boomers giving their Millennial kids participation trophies. amirite?
Also about 100 million+7It sucks when the Soviets order 100 million extra-large condoms from England, and the English label each one "Made In England. Medium," amirite?
Also about scientific breakthrough+24It would be unfortunate if a major scientific breakthrough happened on the first of April, Amirite?
Also about million years+12If you ever feel like the world is on your shoulders, just remember that our earth is a only tiny dot compared to Jupiter, just a speck compared to the sun, not even visible compared to Proxima Centauri, the closest star to our sun. Our galaxy is 100,000 light years across. And It would take a race care 5 million years to travel 1 light year. Remember that when your problems seem to big to hand... amirite?
Also about million years+50GIRLS: never in a million years put lipgloss on before blowdrying you hair. The end result may be extremly sticky. amirite?
Also about 100 million+137The Sheikh of Dubai built a stadium especially for the wedding event of his son, and the marriage cost 100 million dollars. There are millions of starving people across the world. Sometimes the world just doesnt make sense, amirite?