Also by Dairyqueenemployee-36If your parents get divorced, and your dad remarries, then the stair steps at your step mother's house are your step steps. amirite?
Also about bowling+36Whenever you're bowling and your bowling ball starts to curve, you curve and move your body in the direction you want the ball to go, amirite?
Also by Dairyqueenemployee+62If you do it for you, then you can then not just do it for yourself but for the betterment of everything you, amirite?
Also about bowls+37We put liquids in bowls and then use smaller bowls on sticks to eat the food. amirite?
Also about bowling-60It's not bowling if the bowling alley doesn't smell like smoke, amirite?
Also about bowling+29Wii bowling is WAY easier than bowling in real life, amirite?
Also about bowling+77Bowling is a super fun sport to play but probably the most boring sport to watch, amirite?
Also about bowling+2When a daredevil dies during a stunt, why do people feel the need to say that they 'died doing what they loved'? I love to go bowling but it doesn't mean that I'd like to die in a freak bowling accident. It would be better to die doing something you hate, like doing your taxes, amirite?
Also about bowling-9To all pro-life men: Try waddling around for nine months with a huge stomach, throwing up often, peeing constantly, getting backaches, getting stomachaches, tender breasts, and, to top it off, having a bowling ball come out of you penis. amirite?
Also by Dairyqueenemployee+44We often remember what is needed to be remembered at times they aren't than at times they're, amirite?