Also about meal and heart+11You wish more of your meal times were epic... and that you had the strong heart, invincible liver, and carnivore's digestive system necessary for such consumption habits, amirite?
Also about heart+7If you put a broken heart back together, it's a heart again, but its still a broken heart, amirite?
Also by Iapetus-11-2The earth basically captured super hot sun plasma and never let it go. amirite?
Also about heart+22In Soviet Russia you don't wear a t-shirt saying "I heart Soviet Russia." Soviet Russia wears a t-shirt saying "I heart (Your name here)", amirite?
Also about heart+372"Girl: I'm having my operation now I love you. The girl lays on operation bed. Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too. Girl finishes heart transplant and the boy is gone. Girl: Nurse where is he? Nurse says: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave you, did they? Nurse hands the girl a note. Girl reads note 'I told you it was yours'". That's pretty creepy, amirite?
Also about heart-4billy ray sirus is probaly lookin at pictures of miley as a kid while singing dont brake my heart my achey brakey heart lmao she turned into a whore, amirite?
Also about heart+12If you really want to break a man's heart just feed him salty and buttery foods for 50 years until his heart literally stops beating, amirite?