Also about randomize, ejaculate, and future offspring+65Each time you ejaculate you randomize what your future offspring will be. amirite?
Also about future+20It comes naturally to have the urge to predict what your classmates will become in the future, in reference to current celebrities (e.g. the future Jackie Chan/Lady Gaga) amirite?
Also about future+30It is very annoying how we always think about our future. Like when we are fifth graders, we think about how awesome it'll be to be middle schoolers. And in middle school, we can't wait for high school so we can be the cool kids. In high school, you can't afford to slip up because the colleges don't like that. In college, you have to think about your future life (family, job, home). Is there ever a time where we can just think about the present? amirite?
Also by SuperRhl+64Each time you ejaculate you randomize what your future offspring will be. amirite?
Also by SuperRhl-41The idea for captain underpants is as much a child's fantasy as it is a School principles fever dream; he's a grown man under hypnotic control of 2 students who strip him down to his underwear. amirite?
Also about future-143Think about it, Jesus was just some guy from the future with a time machine that got bored and went back in time with high tech medicine and hover shoes and pretended to be jesus, and now everyone thinks it`s some imaginary divine beings son, yal got punk`ed future style, amirite?
Also by SuperRhl+40People who die during sex basically go out the way they came in. amirite?
Also about future+216It's kind of depressing when you see future-time-travel books/movies from the past like 1984 and Back to the Future because we're not at all as advanced as they hoped we'd be, amirite?
Also about future+76You wonder why when people write future letters to themselves to be opened in the future, they ask questions. It's not like they'll be able to answer them. amirite?
Also about future+239You would probably know a lot about the future if all you were able to do was see the future Facebook posts, amirite?
Also about future+39If you think about it, someone out there in the world right now watching TV or playing video games or doing something as ordinary as brushing their teeth could be your future soul-mate. They could be living in the neighbouring street, or even in a neighbouring country. It's cool to think that there could be someone out there like you in this very moment that you just haven't met yet, but will potentially meet in the future. amirite?