Also about road+179How does the majority of road kill end up on the shoulder of the road? Do they always automatically think "Hey, I need to crawl to the shoulder of the road as a common courtesy." Or does someone always move it there? And if so, wouldn't they have sense to move it into the grass so it can decompose properly? This is strange, amirite?
Also about road+482Maybe the chicken didn't really cross the road, maybe the road moved beneath him, amirite?
Also about road and cops+155For any minor traffic offenses, cops should just pull you over on the side of the road and spank you in front of everybody. The state doesn't make any money but it would be a lot easier and nobody would break the law, amirite?
Also about road+133It's fun to imagine that when you're driving on a road under construction with those flashy cones at night that you're zipping around on Rainbow Road on Mario Kart, amirite?
Also about road+203It pisses you off how in the Wizard of Oz, they actually swirl around the Yellow Brick Road at the beginning. Like, what's gonna happen if you cut to the part of the road that actually leads to Oz? The Flying Monkey's are gonna get you? No, that happens later. Stupid hippies. amirite?
Also about road-43It's completely understandable to wear a seat belt when on the road, but it's annoying how cars have little warning noises when someone isn't wearing theirs. A seat belt is not needed if you're just moving your car a few feet or going to slowly ride down a gravel road or something, amirite?
Also about road+334You have come to terms with the fact that you will never be in first place on Rainbow Road in Mario Kart, and are just happy to still be ON the road and not falling off it every five seconds. amirite?