Also by CastleMaddox+43The first butt that one will ever smell, would mostly be their own! amirite?
Also about wrapper and unwrap+31Why do Poptarts even need instructions? It's like: "Unwrap wrapper." "Remove pastry." "Put in toaster." "Don't let burn." "Eat.", amirite?
Also about wrapper and straw+386When you take a paper wrapper off a straw, it's fun to open just one end and blow into the straw, so the wrapper flies off, amirite?
Also by CastleMaddox+52Maybe all the natural disasters happening recently is the immune system of the Earth trying to fight back against a disease. amirite?
Also about straw wrapper+20I'll never outgrow blowing my straw wrapper at people. amirite?
Also about wrapper and straw+21At some point in your life youve taken the wrapper to your straw and shot it at someone, amirite?
Also by CastleMaddox+42Kinda weird how we start games just to end them. amirite?
Also about wrapper+12It is annoying to see in commercials something that comes in a wrapper, like a granola bar or candy bar, have a perfect straight line across the top where it is cut and the food 1/4 of the way out of said perfectly opened wrapper. It just looks so clean and neat, but in reality you try to open it by tearing and mauling it, and when you do open it you notice it is all broken, amirite?
Also about straw+8It's really annoying when the bottom part of a water bottle is rounded inward and the connected straw stays right in the middle because theres no way you can get all the water because the bottom of the bottle is higher where the straw is, amirite?
Also about straw and unwrap+278When you have a juicebox that you stick your straw into, you never unwrap the straw by actually ripping/peeling it out from the plastic it's in. You force it into something (for instace, a table or wall) instead, then slide it out. Amirite?