Also about average human+354The average human swallows about 2400 times a day. Your girlfriend, however, swallows at least double that, amirite?
Also about average human+239Celebrities seem to age at a rate of +2 years of age every average human year, amirite?
Also about average human+700When you see that commerical about the average human spending 20,000 minutes kissing, your self esteem drops a bit more, amirite?
Also about average human+782Fun fact: The average human body contains enough bones to make up an entire human skeleton, amirite?
Also about average human+762The average human produces a quart of saliva a day or 10,000 gallons in a lifetime.The average human's heart will beat 3,000,000,000 times in their lifetime.An average human drinks about 16, 000 gallons of water in a lifetime. The average human wants to know how the hell you know this. amirite?