Also about bats, fish, and birds+365Snakes can talk. We're all descendants of two clones. Bats are birds. Bushes can talk. Every single species of animal (x2) can fit on a boat. Men can rise from the dead. a man can live inside of a fish for three days, and the red sea can part to leave a giant walkway if a magical skydaddy wills it, amirite?
Also about fish+4The sharks in Finding Nemo have anti-fish eating meetings, similiar to the ones for recovering alcoholics aka Alcholics Anonymous. Fish are friends not food, amirite?
Also about birds-28Eating eggs is killing unborn baby birds, so its basically abortion for birds. So if your anti-abortion, I expect you never to eat eggs, or I will classify you a hypocrite and no longer respect you, amirite?
Also about flying, bats, bugs, and birds-89you probably didnt know until now that flying squirrels can't actualy fly, but they glide, and the only things besides birds and bugs that can fly are bats, amirite?