The male is teenaged, short, black, a genius, Catholic, skinny, ill-tempered, a classical music enthusiast, an animal hater and unhygienic. The female is middle-aged, tall, white, mentally retarded, an atheist, obese, good-natured, into punk music, an owner of 14 cats and she showers 3 times a day. These two will never fall in love with each other, amirite?