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Also about dead and memories+94If every single time someone makes a decision, a new universe is created, what if the whole point of this universe was so the guy next door could drink coffee instead of tea? What if nothing really existed before that, and all of our memories and history was just to keep the illusion going? On top of that, there's probably hundreds of universes where you're dead or traumatized, amirite?
Also about sleeping and dead+447When you're on the beach it's difficult to tell the difference between people who are tanning, people who are sleeping, and people who are dead, amirite?
Also about sleeping+337You have a weird sleeping habit, like sleeping with a pillow in between your legs, amirite?
Also by contextrip+73A snake with explosive diarrhea would resemble an unmanned firehose spewing water in every direction. amirite?
Also about sleeping and dead+612Two questions you can never answer 'yes' to: "Are you sleeping" and "are you dead". amirite?
Also by contextrip+65In Harry Potter, images and paintings can be spoken to and they can speak back. Thank goodness Harry doesn't have a body pillow, amirite?