Also about expanded-31If Hitler had expanded just a bit more, we may be closer to gender equality because people would want to disassociate themselves form him as much as possible, and would shun the kinder, kirche, kuche concept more, amirite?
Also about expanded+22Word problems in math should at least try to be realistic, because honestly, who finds out how many dry roasted peanuts are in a store by using polynomials or switching it from scientific notation to expanded, amirite?
Also by SuperRhl+49You can breathe underwater by putting some plants in your gas tank, amirite?
Also by SuperRhl-50Roadways must first shrink before they can be expanded. amirite?
Also by SuperRhl-41The idea for captain underpants is as much a child's fantasy as it is a School principles fever dream; he's a grown man under hypnotic control of 2 students who strip him down to his underwear. amirite?
Also about shrink+161It would suck to have a silly sounding/improbable disease. Nobody would believe you or be able to take you seriously, which would make telling the news to your family pretty difficult. "Guys...I have something to say. I've been diagnosed with midgetitis, which means I'm going to shrink until I'm about two feet tall." "Wow Steve, you dragged us all here for a prank?" "No seriously, I might die." "We're gonna go now." At least with cancer people feel bad for you, amirite?
Also about shrink+9When we're dead and we're rotting our cells shrink and split into small molecules which have their own amount of energy. They would react with other molecules all over the universe. They could help form a star or a higher form of a homo sapien's flatulence. amirite?
Also about shrink+12Since Dinosaurs were so humongous and hungry, they killed off most of the humans and animals. A really smart human created a time machine and a shrink ray, and went back in time to shrink all of the dinosaurs down. Now we only have lizards. amirite?
Also about expanded-12God gave the "Gospel" to Adam and Eve.. This was, and is the same gospel we have in the Bible today. This gospel was expanded upon down through the ages by means of God's Patriarchs, Prophets, Judges, Kings, and Jesus ( God's Son ) , and is the same gospel taught and believed by Seventh-day Adventists today. I believe this gospel to be the ORIGINAL religion from God and ALL other religions are a variation of, or are in lieu of God's original Gospel, amirite?
Also about shrink+122You can't wait to see how people's beliefs will be different in, say, 50 years than they are now. In the age of technology and rapid idea sharing, beliefs are changing faster than ever before. Will religion continue to shrink in the "West"? How morally relativistic will society lean, and with what consequences? Will churches survive once they are in the hands of generation z? The whole thing is fascinating to think about, amirite?