Also about sleep and woke+288you wouldn't know what to say if you woke up in the middle of the night to a ghost staring at you saying that you look sexy when you sleep, amirite?
Also about sleep+5Don't you hate it when your about to fall asleep and your brain is like " hey I think I saw something move in your closet…anyway have a good night sleep, don't let bloody marry get you! " then you can't sleep for the rest of the night, amirite?
Also about finally and woke-14A common phrase is "I never would have thought this was going to happen to me today." Well, what if every day you woke up and the first thought you had, implanted in your brain by some mystical force, was "[insert crazy thing here] is going to happen to me today." You wouldn't know how it was going to happen or when. You'd have excitement and anticipation all day until the thing finally happened. This would be so awesome, amirite?
Also by Apellllll+56Humans have 100 million million cells in the body, and we're always just one cell division away from getting cancer. amirite?
Also by Apellllll-49The world has some serious co-cultural issues that have to be worked out. amirite?