Also about sharp objects+8dentist- how is have you been? (with sharp objects in your mouth) you- fheioacehio- dentist- don't talk then don't ask me questions! amirite?
Also about sharp objects+9If you aren't supposed to introduce sharp objects to children, it must be hard to cut the umbilical cord, amirite?
Also about sharp objects-10Dentists exist only to see if your gums bleed by poking at them with sharp objects, and then telling you you need to brush better, amirite?
Also about put sharp+195The person that decided to but a zipper on pants was obviously a girl, because no guy in his right mind would ever put sharp teeth so close to such an important "area", amirite?
Also about put sharp+22Parents tell kids not to put sharp things in their mouth, they get your tongue pierced. Parents say don't eat grass. The kids end up smoking weed. Amirite?
Also by Nick2005+39US history classes get slightly harder every year, amirite?
Also about sharp objects-161It's possible that The Fray called themselves that because when people listen to them they want to fray their skin with sharp objects, amirite?
Also about sharp objects+47The three important rules of sex: 1) always have a condom with you. 2) never try something involving animals or sharp objects. 3) never do it with someone sharing your last name.. amirite?
Also about sharp objects+26playing with sharp objects does'ne really put you in danger of poking your eye out... technically you would be poking it in, amirite?
Also by Nick2005+44Relax, WWIII is actually a prequel to WWI, amirite?