Also by Thatoneduderyan+38The amount of time it takes light to reach us from distant stars is enough time for an advanced civilization to develop from the stone age to the space age and then wipe itself out, amirite?
Also about apple and texture+210Most delicious things wouldn't take remotely as good if they had a different texture. For example: banana in the form of an apple with the apple's crunchy texture, amirite?
Also about apple and taste+34if any of you who saw the post "Gods pee must taste like apple juice " you're wondering , WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT WHAT GODS PEE TASTE LIKE ?!? amirite?
Also about taste+25Why does artificial grape flavor taste and smell the way it does? Real grapes don't taste or smell like that, amirite?
Also about taste+469How to make artificial flavors: First, you have a team of highly trained scientists taste fruits to discern how they taste. Then, make a flavor that tastes nothing like the fruits, amirite?
Also about apple+22Apparently the day apple released iphone 4, people said that (and i quote) "apple was so nice to us, they gave us stuff like donuts and coffee while we camped outside." well no shit they were that nice to you i mean your about spend 900$ on a ficken phone. amirite?
Also about taste+23THe first people who decided which fruit were safe to eat must've gone through a really weird process of elimination: "Ok so we know those berries over there taste like shit & Jim has been throwing up for the past two weeks, these round orange fruits balls taste pretty good, and these curved yellow things taste a lot better without this outer peel, amirite?
Also by Thatoneduderyan+45When the number of cameras we have on us shot through the roof the number of images of flying saucers, big-foot and Loch Ness monsters did not. amirite?