Also about friends and parents+12You hate those family members/family friends on Facebook who feel the need to comment on every one of your statuses, just to embarrass you in front of all your friends. And it's not like you can unfriend or block them because they'll tell your parents and then you'd get it trouble, so it's basically a lose-lose for you. amirite?
Also about friends, jumped, and cliff+12But mom all my friends are going!
Well if all your friends jumped odlff a cliff would you follow?
Ummm no my friends are stupid? amirite?
Also about friend jumped+17when teachers always say "If you're friend jumped of a bridge would you copy them" Honestly do you think I'm that stupid !? amirite?
Also by yourneck+48Technology advances so quickly that one day, you could tweet on a toaster, amirite?
Also about friend jumped-9If your friend jumped off a bridge, you probably pushed them, amirite?
Also by yourneck+60The apocalypse is going to happen, but nobody is going to realize for weeks because all of the employers will allow their employees to work from home. amirite?
Also by yourneck+52One major advantage of being female is almost no one ever gets mad at you for having an accidental orgasm. amirite?
Also about friends, parents, and hurt+21You hurt yourself in front of friends: "Ohhh fuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkk thhhat HURT like hell!!!" In front of your parents: "OHhhhhhhhhhhhh Shhhhhhhh-oooot thattt hurt like Heeeeeee-CK!!!", amirite?