Also about wake and evil+18When you wake up in the morning, it should be your number 1 goal to get that evil smell out of your mouth, amirite?
Also about Relationships+54Guys wearing a perfume loved by ladies is the trickiest thing; guy's hormonally will be attracted by it and girls will love it too. Vice versa. amirite?
Also about wake and evil+226The guy who invented Super Smash Bros is truly brilliant. I mean you have to be pretty special to wake up one day and decide that young kids would love a video game where an Italian doctor, an evil turtle that breathes fire, two lesbian eskimo babies, and a chubby kid with a yo-yo can all gather in an ancient temple and fight to the death, amirite?
Also about evil+7if God returns evil for evil, what's the difference between him and human? But God doesn't do that, amirite?
Also about Relationships+32Candied Dates that have expired become Dated Candies. amirite?
Also about evil empire+3You always look at your "followers" list on here and start to plan your evil empire with them in mind, amirite?